paintist 

a painter. also known as someone who paints.

bailey: what was pablo picasso?
mai: a paintist!

paintist by yeetgod3000 September 30, 2018

Psyentist 

Pertaining to a rare type of psychonaut who's philosophical belief is predominantly scientific, rather than some form of spiritual or religious dogma. This is not to say their experience is aspiritual, but rather that it is based in scientific observation, and often, carried out with scientific method.

Some psyentists MAY -(as part of the scientific prudence required to be a psyentist for a significant period of time, is that you keep your identity free of any links to the unusual, illicit or dangerous)- and so, may, include;

Hunter S Thompson
Edgar Allan Poe
Tennessee Williams
Albert Hoffman
Dr. War
Dr. Steel
Any of the cast of "The animatrix"
Or anyone who scores better than you in your next calculus, physics or chemistry test, or scores better in any type of English exam, especially if it on a journalism paper written in the Gonzo style.

1.
Psyentist: Why did you build such an inconvenient obstruction?
Man: why have you laid down the tracks for, and driven a steam-train through, our house while we were out drinking?
Psyentist: I'm on acid, what's your excuse?!

2.
'Who IS that man placing chocolate liqeurs filled with Dextromethropan outside a kindergarten on a platter marked "free snacks"?
'Don't worry ma'am, man's a psyentist. He knows what he's doing.'

3.
Clint Eastwood Once said; "When a psyentist with a Tesla Coil meets a psychonaut with a pile of sticks, the psyentist emerges Zeus, while the psychonaut emerges a faggot."

Psyentist by NewPsyentistMagazineVictoria March 26, 2009

pienist 

Someone who pretends that they know how to play piano and knows all, but they actually don't.

Don't be such a pienist man, you don't even know how to read a score.

pienist by Ohcha March 28, 2016

parentist 

Not parentist.org. In fact quite the opposite. A parentist is someone who doesn't want to listen to your boring stories about your boring children.

She had a party and only invited the childless. She's such a parentist

parentist by madjowdisease August 19, 2016

Pienist 

The art of playing the piano with your penis.

That man is not only a pianist but he is also quit the pienist.

Pienist by SpottedTampon69 January 28, 2016

Psionist 

The most common class of Psions, the Psionists use their mental powers for combat, creating mental blasts and shields of mental energy. They are used as a form of heavy artillery along with mages and sorcerers, as they are skilled in using their mental forces as ammunition. They are also capable of using their mental energy as a source of cold or warmth. They can be stealthy assassins, boiling the blood of targets until they pop, or freezing enemies to death.

Anger a Psionist, and you could be killed in any of thousands of ways.

Psionist by Detranova August 4, 2003

paintist 

a big dumb whore. Also smells bad.

I'd go if that paintist wasn't standing in the way.

paintist by Late|fusion-tec December 6, 2006