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Pseudomonday 

A day that is not actually the first day of the week but substitues for Monday on the work or school calendar.
The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.
Pseudomonday by DeeLighted September 4, 2012

Pseudopimparalysis 

sue-doh-pimp-aralysis (noun) Greek prefix 'pseudo'-fake, English slang 'pimp', English 'paralysis'

1. A condition in which a man's ability to attract women is impaired due to the false delusion of being a pimp.

2. The process resulting in said condition.

Related words:

Pseudopimp (n.)-one who believes he has a way with women when he in fact does not
Pseudopimparalytic (n./adj.)-a sufferer of pseudopimparalysis; adjective relating to the condition
Pseudopimping (v.)-see "pseudopimp"
Pseudopimparalyze (v.)-see main entry
The obnoxious jerk attempted to produce witty pick-up lines but failed miserably, and the girls won't approach him anymore. Therefore, I can deduce that he suffers from pseudopimparalysis.
Pseudopimparalysis by InTheSystem February 5, 2010

pseudonym 

the username you use for the urban dictionary
pseudonym is my pseudonym
pseudonym by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020

pseudomiszophilapecuniosity 

Literal Latin translation: false hatred of animals that love money.
George is disallowed to go to the zoo now on account of his recent diagnosis of pseudomiszophilapecuniosity. He has been reacting strangely to animals with various amounts of cash obtained from reluctant zoo guests. What a tragedy!!

Pseudonymous 

An adjective derived from Pseudonym:

1) A word to describe a fake or fictitious name. From some long greek word meaning 'falsely named'.
2) Can be used as a referal to someones name as an indication of how fake they are.
His name couldn't possible me Igunbeetranter, pseudonymous to say the least.
Pseudonymous by Pseudonymous December 13, 2003

pseudonym 

noun: false name used-
1. as a stage name for entertainers,
2. conceal the identity of someone,
3. piss off a person temporarily in charge, i.e. substitute teacher.
1. Ringo Starr is the pseudonym used by Richard Starkey, famous drummer and member of The Beatles.
2. The FBI operative who gave information to Woodward and Bernstein concerning the Watergate break-in was known as "Deep Throat" to hide his true identity.
3. Some of my favorite pseudonyms used to upset substitute teachers are Chuck U. Farley, Dick Hertz, Mike Hunt, Mike Ockisore, Harry Pomms, Mike Rotchitchez, and Harry Bolles.
pseudonym by earpuller October 10, 2005