Pseudopimparalysis 

sue-doh-pimp-aralysis (noun) Greek prefix 'pseudo'-fake, English slang 'pimp', English 'paralysis'

1. A condition in which a man's ability to attract women is impaired due to the false delusion of being a pimp.

2. The process resulting in said condition.

Related words:

Pseudopimp (n.)-one who believes he has a way with women when he in fact does not
Pseudopimparalytic (n./adj.)-a sufferer of pseudopimparalysis; adjective relating to the condition
Pseudopimping (v.)-see "pseudopimp"
Pseudopimparalyze (v.)-see main entry

The obnoxious jerk attempted to produce witty pick-up lines but failed miserably, and the girls won't approach him anymore. Therefore, I can deduce that he suffers from pseudopimparalysis.

Pseudopimparalysis by InTheSystem February 5, 2010

pseudosupportive 

A term used to describe a type of sham emotional support that is not actually true support at all.

Our workplace offers a self-compassion seminar that is designed to appear helpful but is frankly merely pseudosupportive.

pseudosupportive by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2019

Pseudonymph 

Pseudonymph (adj.)- any girl who pretends to want you really badly. She may even do inappropriate things in public. But when you finally get a chance to get in her pants, she is a total prude.

Dude1: Dude, that girl at the party last night was all over you, I think I even saw her grab your junk. Did you give it to her?

Dude2: No dude she ended up being a total pseudonymph. I brought her up to my room and she just sat on the bed and wanted to talk.

Dude1: Totally sucks dude!

Pseudonymph by dubbsfitty2 May 19, 2010

pseudocumentary 

A documentary that uses false information or preys upon the viewers emotions to make an absurd argument. Pseudocumentaries are typically propaganda films, often found on the internet, using scary music and vivid images to purport their views. In short, pseudocumentaries are bullshit.

"Listen man, you have to watch 'Loose Change.' It'll change your whole world!"
"Um, dude, that's a pseudocumentary at best."

"So, I just saw Michael Moore's latest pseudocumentary. That thing was just loaded with fear music."

pseudocumentary by pinkmoustache December 26, 2007

pseudodumped 

Being dumped by someone who didn't have grounds to dump you in the first place. Applies too, but not limited by any of the following scenarios:

1. You were NEVER actually dating to begin with
2. You were only fuck friends
3. It was apparent that the relationship wasn't working out and therefore no actual 'dumping' was necessary
4. You already dumped this person first

1. John to Samantha: I don't like you enough to pursue the relationship. Samantha to John: ummm John, you were never even in the running.

John pseudodumped Samantha.

2. Ron to Anne: This isn't going to work out, it's too early for me to not be thinking about you ALL the time. Anne to Ron: that's ok I was just using you for sex.

Ron pseudodumped Anne.

3. Mark and Laurie normally see eachother 2-3 times a week. They don't see eachother in a while and don't have sex on their last few dates. Neither of them is really attracted to the other anymore. Mark tells Laurie he's calling it quits. Laurie tells him, I stopped returning your calls weeks ago.

Mark pseudodumped Laurie.

4. Jim calls Julie to tell her he doesn't think this is going to work. Yet, Julie told him 2 weeks ago that for her it was over the day he told her he was seeing another woman

Jim pseudodumped Julie.

pseudodumped by NoStringsAttached February 26, 2011

Pseudobum 

An indentation and puckering of the skin above your bum crack giving the impression of a whole new bumhole!

Q:EWWWW what did I just put my finger in?

A:Oh that's just my pseudobum!
Guys..... did you hear James has a pseudobum?

Pseudobum by pseudobum November 16, 2010

Pseudodeep 

The most diverse band in Seekonk, MA.

Yo Pseudodeep is like the melting pot of Seekonk. Or like a panda bear. Black, white, and asian.

Pseudodeep by CreeCreeManti December 19, 2016