Faking to have girl trouble, when in fact there was nothing to begin with. This is what happens when a one way relationship suffers a "breakup".
Dude, Heidi Klum got married to Seal! May get into a state of pseudo-girble over this.
Dick: This girl in my dance class totally shot me down after being "friends" with her for six months, man! She's been dating Tim!
Tom: Snap out of it. That's just pseduo-girble!