Figurative pussy owned by guys that whinge.
James: Drink this!
Roy: Urgh, no way. That's foul...blah blah
James: Man don't be wet, have you got a pseudo-pussy?
Similar to a pitcher's mound, a grassy knoll of sorts below the bellybutton and above the poon. Also known as the vulva if you want to get technical about it.
Woah! Did you see that poon?
Why yes I did see it. But what was the most noticeable was her pussy mound, that shit was dope.
A combination of guitar chords bitches love. It's the pseudo-musical panty-remover. Oasis's 'Wonderwall' is an excellent example.
For those who like a challenge, the definition can be narrowed down to chords that specifically resonate at a vagina's natural frequency, causing intense orgasm :P
I'm gonna buy a guitar and in a week I'll play some pussy chords and get laid. Maybe I'll actually learn when I have time though.
A long term "girlfriend" in every way, but excluding the physical aspects and minus the actual deceleration of being in any form of relationship past friend. Often shortened to just pseudo. Derogatory remark.
P1 - Going out with your pseudo-girlfriend tonight?
P2 - Yeah.
P1 - Are you ever going to properly date her?
P2 - It's not that type of relationship.
P1 - Pussy.
Term used to describe a cowardly asshole that does brave things from a position of safety Assumes a pseudo brash behavior without taking any risk.
Flipping the bird from a moving car. Picking on someone who is helpless in the moment or incapable, generally, of defending themselves.
The iron pussy flipped me the bird after he cut me off on the freeway.
Arguably the most mallcore pseudo-metal (not nu, children, because that implies mainstream metal, whereas Slipknot is rock) band on the planet. Essentially talentless, this Iowa-based hard rock band incorporates a NEW N XTREME(!!1) approach to music by consisting of an unconventional 9 members, attempting to cover up their all-around mediocrity. The instrumentals are typically poorly done but blended well with all the rest, the drumming being as weak as the lyrics, and Corey (the vocalist) can often be heard panting in between shouts due to his dismal lack of physical fitness. On the topic of genres, Slipknot is often incorrectly labeled a metal band because their instrumentals and vocals do not resemble that of Tom Petty, and their mask gimmick was stolen from GWAR, a joke metal band that really isn't that bad. Synonymous with "poser", "mallgoth", "faggotry" and a number of other unsavory words that are more or less implied.
Chris to friend: Yeah, I just pre-ordered a copy of Aes Dana - Formors from Oaken Shield.
Friend: The shipping on that's a bitch. Goddamned intercontinental...
Chris: *Nods head* It's worth it though. They're a fucking amazing black metal ba--
Random maggot: OMGDUDE SLIPKNOT IS THE BEST DEATH METAL BAND EVER YOU PUSSY LISTEN TO THEM INSTEAD
Hilarious variation of the word dork.
A rude, obnoxious, self-righteous and sexist female.
Describes a pseudo-woman (often spelled w-o-m-y-n by the mentally challenged) who espouses the views of pseudo-feminist Andrea Dworkin, which essentially states that all heterosexual sex is rape, men are evil, all women are victims...ad nauseam.
A dwork's primary message is: "I hate ALL men and my hate is the prettiest hate on Earth."
A dwork's mission goal is self-justification, the destruction of heterosexual relationships and lesbian recruitment through hatred, mistrust, jealousy and animosity. Their ultimate goal (Final Solution) is gendercide.
Dworks are commonly referred to in the heterosexual community as "the after-birth of the feminist movement."
In reality, dworks do little more than damage the image and causes of REAL feminists and REAL lesbians.
Which sucks because the real ones are pretty cool.
Dwork: Hegemony, blah,blah. Oppression, blah, blah. Romance is when the rapist bothers to buy a bottle of wine...that's why I eat pussy!
Men: Like we didn't see that coming! What a total fucking dwork! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!