| 57. | Conspiracy Theorist | ||
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1) Someone with a very open mind... it just happens that they are too open for their own good.
2) A swell way to become an attention whore. 3) A perfect way to waste away years of your life to find no reliable evidence what-so-ever. Example: A classic 9/11 conspiracy-
Fold a $20 bill in half, then fold one half up perpendicular to the othe half, do the same thing with the other half, *BING* You found the Pentagon burning down! Now flip it, you see the twin towers ablazing (which is disturbingly similar though...) Since the $20 bill's design was concieved in 1928 (over 4 decades when the towers were built), that's nothing more but a coincidence. >PS, Conspiracy Theorist, haha. |
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| 58. | baltimore polytechnic institute | ||
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A high school in Baltimore MD, built way before i was even born, with a principal who has set the Guinness Book of World Record for the Biggest Waste of Alumi Funding. It is a classic example of any high school: terrible bathrooms, mystery meat for lunch, the heat works in the summer while the air works in the winter. It's all there, bundled up into what some consider "The Best School in Baltimore City". I attended this ancient hell and wish to never go there again.
PS. There are some worthwhile people, as there is such a thing as a good person going to hell. Dude #1: I can't stand goin to poly....why da hell they spend dat money on those star buck's chairs...and those dumb ass tables we keep breakin!!!
Dude #2: Baltimore Polytechnic Institute is indeed hell. Dude #3: Imagine if it were only dudes here. Dude #1 and #2: Shut up, dats not funny. |
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| 59. | playstation 3 | ||
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Awesome video game system with slightly better graphics than the 360. DID steal ideas from the wii with the motion sensing and did steal from the 360 with the online marketplace and the PS button (BIG FUCKING DEAL). But, does/will have the best games (Killzone 2, Resistance (amazing), Gran turismo 5, ratchet and clank, GTA 4, MGS4,). Also, has a blu-ray player which itself would have costed 1000 dollars. It also has a 60GB hard drive, and FULL backwards compatability all the way to the original Playstation. Oh and all you Xbox fanboys Xbox Live isn't so great, It's not very difficult to get used to each individual games way of playing online. Also, the PS3 COMES with wi-fi capabilties unlike the 360, but u can buy it for the 360. The wireless controllers are rechargeable without having to buy a rechargeable battery and u can still play while it is charging because to charge it u just plug it in to the PS3. Also, the controllers are not batarang double-ender dildos that was actually a ploy to try and get microsoft to copy sony intelligently, they didn't.
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Anyway anyone who owns a 360 and says the PS3 is just a more powerful PS2 should take a look at their 360 and then realise o wait...that's my system. My order of system solo play. PS3, 360, Wii...c'mon punching air or hitin a baseball alone is boring as fuck. My order of group play. Wii, PS3, 360 When u have a bunch of ppl the Wii pwns u can punch the fuck out of each other virtually own each other in a game of ... |
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| 60. | 2nd hand bitch | ||
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This has 3 definitions:
1. when your girlfriend cheats on you behind your back 2. when you f*ck a gurl and then your friend hits that str8 after 3. when somebody fucks you over real bad Ps Ruben From Maroubra Made Dis Up 1. i cant believe dis you 2nd hand bitch...you trifflin hoe etc...
2. let me get some of that 2nd hand bitch... 3. this madafukin 2nd hand bitch is playin games wif me |
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| 61. | prep | ||
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Well. For one thing, not all "preps" are conceited, snooty, or what ever you call them. But, some are. Some people think that "preps" are people who wear Hollister, A&F, or AE just to look "cool" and be in style. The truth is, just some people like that type of clothing. I do. But, I also support other companies like Hot Topic, and smaller companies. And, some people are right. Certain people who have parents with less paying jobs HATE stores like the ones I listed above. I get their point. But, it doesn't really make sense to make fun of something just to make YOURSELF feel better. That is just resorting to the ways of the actual people who ARE snooty, and shop at "preppy" stores. Oh, and btw: People who HATE Hollister, A&F, AE, and other stuff, please don't hate me. I'm just speaking... typing my mind. :P Thanks.
PS: Ugghh. I REALLY hope this won't start anything. PPS: I DO hate something. Labels. So umm... yeah. Thats it. :) Person 1: Ugghh. I hate Hollister.
Person 2: Why? Person 1: Its too expensive, ripped, and preppy. Person 2: So, I like that style, and its comfortable. Person 1: Well... good for you. Person 2: Yep. :) Person 1: I like Hot Topic! Person 2: Oh, so do I. Person 1: Awesome. Maybe you're not a total snob... Person 2: Thanks? Person 1: Welcome! |
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| 62. | Bro Ho | ||
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1. (n.) Another word for man whore or a male slut- a male who is the equivalent of a whore by getting with obscene amounts of girls, or guys, and in so doing totally negating all attractiveness.
2. (n.) A bro who gets around with the ladies and repeatedly gets played either because he has no game or no backbone, either/or 3. (n.) A male who in any way is a ho to a pimp. This could mean that he is either whipped or he is extremely clingy or has to/chooses to work really hard for a person or thing in any manner 1. "Did you hear about Sam last week?"
"Yeah, i heard he banged 5 girls superman style, he totally contracted all kinds of shit from that" "Yo i know, he's such a bro ho, he's almost as bad as Lauren" 2. "Hey bro, how'd it go with that chick last night?" "I don't wanna talk about it" "cmon it can't be as bad as last time.. as long as she didnt make you lick her feet you're good" "nah- she just gave me a fake number... you ever heard of the rejection hot line?" "NO SHE DIDNT!, ah man you got played." "*cough* bro ho *cough*" 3. "hey guys sorry i have to go see PS I Love You with the gf tonight- no rock band tournament" "Your suchh a fuckin bro ho man, she has you seeing that and it's you're 2nd date... get in get out- idk what you're doing but it's not good" |
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| 63. | true love | ||
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something that only exists in fairytales
ps. its always on the last page </3 1. patrick will like maria the day before she dies
2. george will like amanda the day before she dies chicken and koolaid..<3 is true love |
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