not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

predestination (2014) 

It's a simple movie. Basically, the lady takes her own virginity, and gives birth to herself, hence, being her own parents. She loves herself and misses her boyfriend (who btw is again the lady who started it all). She meets some random time travelling geek (who again, is the same lady). They try to stop a person who is gonna commit some crime. And guess what? The criminal is also her. See..... Simple!

Ooops.... SPOILER ALERT!

Man #1: Dude did you watch Predestination (2014)
Man #2: Nah man! Some weirdo on Urban Dictionary spoiled it for me.
Man #1: Sucks to be you!

predestination (2014) by AllTheGoodUsernamesAreTaken :( January 5, 2021

not my proudest fap 

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.

I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.

not my proudest fap by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

Prudential 

Souless, scum-filled, blood-sucking corporation that treats it employees like they were all disposable snotrags. Headed by Satan himself and managed by an army of sexually frustrated Lundbergs.

Going to work for Prudential is like surrendering your soul every day to Lucifer.

Prudential by Boya August 1, 2007

prudent 

Sagacious in adapting means to ends; circumspect in action, or in determining any line of conduct; practically wise; judicious; careful; discreet; sensible; -- opposed to rash; as, a prudent man; dictated or directed by prudence or wise forethought; evincing prudence; as, prudent behavior

Aint gonna do it. wouldnt be prudent- Pres. George Bush Sr.

prudent by Burner8604 August 14, 2006

prudestitute 

1: A highly prude girl who dresses in a provacative way.
2: (Derivative/Interpretational Meaning) A person who combines any aspects of being both prude and a whore, usually being, at some point, a prick tease.

Coined by a Class-of-2000 (Originally Class of 1999...) Student at Westbrook, CT High School

Man, I wish that prudestitute wouldn't keep wearing halter tops, it must be killing her boyfriend.

prudestitute by Overand October 25, 2004

predestination 

The belief that God has already made the decisions we are faced with, therefore free will becomes controlled. It may be seen that the fact is we already have made the choice, but need to understand it. Examples of this are shown immaturely in the 'matrix reloaded'

'Well...if you know what I am going to do...then I don't really have the choice...'

predestination by DragonTail January 8, 2005