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United Provinces of America 

From the movie "Deathrace: 2000"
Comprising all of North America and several overseas possesions and ruled by a 'Big Brother' type leader known as 'Mr. President.' The only political party in the UPA is known as the 'Bipartisan Party,' and order is maintained by a purple tuxedoed Secret Police.
The flag of the UPA consists of 13 gold and red stripes and small field of white in the upper left hand corner sporting a large gold open hand, as if ordering "halt!" surrounded by two gold lightening bolts.
The dulled and jaded popullace of the UPA gets it's only enjoyment from the annual Cross Country Road Race, aka The Deathrace, in which the various racers score points by running down pedestrians.
"I, your beloved Mr. President, have made the United Provinces of America the greates power on earth!"
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The Provinces

/thee praw-vinse-es/
(proper noun)

An alternate, more informal term for Canada. Derived from the much more common "the States", which is often used to refer to the United States of America
"Hey George, where are ya from?"
"Back in the Provinces in Windsor."
The Provinces by Joe™ August 1, 2017

parental provinces 

Massachusetts ("MA") and Pennsylvania ("PA").
Now dat we have da parental provinces identified, all we gotta do now is find a state dat has an abbreviation like a short word for a child, like "SON" or "BOY" or "GIRL" or "BABY".

The Whole Country Of Japan Is A Borough Because Of Bronx Residents In 10457-2215-2219 For Prefectures And Provinces 

The Whole Country Of Japan Is A Borough Because Of Bronx Residents In 10457-2215-2219 For Prefectures And Provinces
The Whole Country Of Japan Is A Borough Because Of Bronx Residents In 10457-2215-2219 For Prefectures And Provinces

Princess curtains 

Curtains that are split in the middle & held to the side with decorative tassels or something similar. The left side looks like the letter K.
I Love my Princess curtains so much! I even made the shower curtain into Princess curtains!

Xena, Warrior Princess 

A Badass~Kickass TV show of Fast~Paced High~Energy Adventure starring Lucy Lawless of Australia!
Xena, Warrior Princess is one of the Best shows Ever!

princess park 

Princess Park is a manor in the UK. It is where Harold Edward Styles and Louis William Tomlinson started, two hearts in one home, as that is where they lived together, just the two of them, in the early stages of One Direction. Then, in 2020 Louis released his debut album, featuring a song called Habit which inHABITs the line "and it's been ages, different stages, come so far from Princess Park".
Louis: And it's been ages different stages come so far from Princess Park

Larries: In conclusion, Larry is real