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Rhode Island state capitol.
Nothing to be afraid of. Diverse melting pot style neighborhoods......Going down the toilet since the "corrupt" mayor got tossed. Mr. Cianci may have not done things the way others would...but he got shit done and the city was better off. The major free local publication(The Providence Phoenix) is a complete peice of shit rag that doesn't have the slightest clue about anything going on in the underground music scene (hip hop or rock) and they just step on and devastate the local music scene with their horrible bullshit in print. the bad neighborhoods aren't even that bad if you think of human beings as human beings..... I'm a scrawny white kid and I ride my bike through south prov and olneyville when its dark and light and never have problems. There are alot of prejudice people and there are alot of pollitically correct people.....neither of which I really care for.. apparently there is a mob presence but I doubt like hell anyone ever "actually" witnesses any presence except for italian people eating italian food at italian restaraunts... There is a large club scene here which is completely destroying the music scene and filling our neighborhoods with lousy college kids who have no courtesy for neighbors and drunk drivers flying up and down our streets making the pedestrian population unsafe. This has the potential to be a great bike city....but it isn't. Apparently they teach kids how to be juvenile delinquent shitheads at hope high school because thats what the majority of kids that come out of that school are...( there are always those shining scholar exceptions however ) But most of the time they are just no-good lazy,violent,drug addicted losers that just walk around after school...start riots at the mall and steal from retailers and blast shitty mp3s on there cellphones that sound like garbage. This city has a lousy mayor who doesn't know how to do his fucking job and is a complete pansy. the police is pretty onpoint......maybe they aren't always taking care of business in the proper order of importance but for the most part they are understanding and helpful in most situations. Federal hill is just like any other ordinary restaraunt strip...nothing special... all in all....providence is losing its appeal very quickly.. boston realtors are constantly moving in,buying up properties and jacking up rents..... and the new faces jsut aren't as friendly or as educated as the ones that have been here for a while. I love this city..it's beautiful...but its on its way out. Waterfire sucks too.....nothing but a bunch of out of towners shittin up the joint and causing traffic jams city wide. Providence-Get out...
new jacks-Us? Why? Providence-Because you're shittin' up the joint. new jacks-you serious? Providence-Yeah I am. |
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Home of Brown University (the only thing NYC socialites know the state for, due to rich college bound kids), RISD (thus the crazy shit on telephone poles and insanely dressed thayer's street shoppers), Providence Place Mall (where all Rhode Islanders have, at least, been), Federal Hill (a special place with excellent food and well done jobs), and a river flowing with acid waste and occasionally water-fire, among other fabulous Rhode Island-y things. Let's go to Providence tommorow.
The mall? Yes. |
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The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.
Bad part of town: Southside Person A: I'm from Providence.
Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet* |
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Home of the Italian mob (note the numerous "Free Buddy Cianci!" shirts worn by college students in the city), Brown University (the ugly stepchild of the Ivy League- where you can graduate taking all classes pass/fail), RISD (which somehow managed to out-Brown Brown University), Providence College (where the kids their take more pride in their BAC than their GPA), Federal Hill (great Italian food- a good side benefit of the Italian mob), Providence Place Mall (funded by the mob, like everything else in this city), and lots and lots and lots of 'hood. There is no middle ground in Providence- you're either in a rich neighborhood or the projects. Oh, and waterfire is pretty cool. Person A- So, where are you from?
Person B- Providence. Person A- Oh, you mean Boston's runt cousin? Person B- Yeah, except the mobsters still run our town. |
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The beastin' capital of Rhode Island that's (still) run by the mob where you can be shot, stabbed, grab some Dell's, watch the polluted river be lit on fire, go to college, and buy rims.
The phrases you'll most hear in Providence are ... "I know a guy .." "Yea, it fell off the back of a truck." "Walking on cobblestones wouldn't be so hard if I wasn't drunk." "Oh, shit ! The popo's !" - haha nobody says the last one. It's a kickass town and nothing compares to it. Suck on that Boston. *Outsider drives into Providence*
outsider: "hello, i'm from greenwhich - what's that giant pineapple ?" p-town local: "that's federal hill. dont go up tha if ya dont at least look italian." outsider: "why thank you. what's that your drinking ?" p-town local: "just some dell's - with some absolut. mostly absolut." outsider: well, now, umm ... is the river on FIRE !?!?" p-town local: "huh. oh yea, it is. thats normal." outsider: "is that a trannie ?!?!?" p-town local: "yea. thats normal too." welcome to p-town. |
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Capital of Rhode Island, cool place to be, alot of people have fucked up definitions of providence. Each end has rich parts and poor parts, yes even the south side. You can be with yuppies, hippies, college kids, old people and gays on college hill-part of east side and go 4 blocks over to pleasant st. where u can still here gunshots every now and then. Most people who think they're going to get shot or robbed by driving in providence are from surrounding towns or out of state and are usually scared of what they dont understand. rhode island is full of white kids who are open minded for the most part, but are scared of the city because they have households that have alot of prejudice. Like white kids who have black friends in school, but dont hang with them on the weekends, and listen to hip-hop music and/or dress in that style. But wont have them over their house. The parents are like that too especially the farther into the sticks you go. They don't mind they're son having a black friend, but their daughter better not come home with a black boyfriend. Dumb shit like that. Theres not alot of evil hatred and racism, but there is a good amount of prejudice, mainly due to the people's own ignorance. But they'll never say it to your face. But providence is like any other city, you have good parts and bad parts, but unlike real bad ghettos in other states, PROVIDENCE IS STILL QUIET AT NIGHT! theres only 20 murders a year... more...
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-The Largest City in Rhode Island with 175000 people
-Downcity/Waterfire and the Mall is pretty nice -The Present Mayor is Gay while the former one was corrupt -Everywhere besides downtown and eastside is out of bounds, you really have no buissness there unless u live there, visiting someone, or going somewhere. * Heres the reason you dont wanna go to the wrong neighboorhood Providence Murders 1985 14 1986 18 1987 20 1988 21 1989 28 1990 31 1991 17 1992 19 1993 22 1994 20 1995 22 1996 16 1997 12 1998 15 1999 26 2000 30 2001 23 2002 23 2003 18 2004 17 2005 20 2006 11 -Its also a very diverse city with over half the population spanish -Home of the 1999, 2000, 2001 Gravity Games -Overall if your from out of town there is plenty of things to do down city; just dont venture off to a bad area Little Kid: Mommy can we go 2 the Providence Place Mall
Mom: Yes as long as you can help read the highway signs, I dont wanna take the wrong exit and be in the wrong neighboorhood. Little Kid: I think we will be better off By going to the Warwick Mall |
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~a punk city aka the capital of rhode island... with nothing but pussies... where all the people there are bostons bitches. where new bedford people go on the weekend to run shit and hold it down... even tho they leave cause the city to crappy and gross to run on a daily basis... everyone there is all talk it is known in many new england cities as the "snitch city"... the city in which they swear they're tougher than boston, new bedford,fall river, and all 3 are at least badder in every way... Person A(From Providence):that kid from beantown aint shit. I dare Him To Get In My face... puh
Person B(From Boston): What'd Yah Say? Punk-Ass Nigga? Person A: (Scared Timid Voice) Nothing :'( Person B: I Thought So... *Walks Away Like A Boss* |
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