The queers that live in the city won't step foot in the city of Boston (about 45 miles north) because they get beat down so badly, they have to come home via an ambulance.
providence is basically a dump, where queer, cock sucking, trashy wanna-be wiggers and actual niggers coexist.
in boston, on the 6 o'clock news: gay niggers from providence get shot up and sent back in body bags.
Person B- Providence.
Person A- Oh, you mean Boston's runt cousin?
Person B- Yeah, except the mobsters still run our town.
The phrases you'll most hear in Providence are ... "I know a guy .." "Yea, it fell off the back of a truck." "Walking on cobblestones wouldn't be so hard if I wasn't drunk." "Oh, shit ! The popo's !" - haha nobody says the last one.
It's a kickass town and nothing compares to it.
Suck on that Boston.
outsider: "hello, i'm from greenwhich - what's that giant pineapple ?"
p-town local: "that's federal hill. dont go up tha if ya dont at least look italian."
outsider: "why thank you. what's that your drinking ?"
p-town local: "just some dell's - with some absolut. mostly absolut."
outsider: well, now, umm ... is the river on FIRE !?!?"
p-town local: "huh. oh yea, it is. thats normal."
outsider: "is that a trannie ?!?!?"
p-town local: "yea. thats normal too."
welcome to p-town.
this is why you become more well rounded if ur from providence
B chills with his friends at his friend E's cookout in Johnston, RI.
E's friend J suggests basketball, but E's friend G has issues;
J: Let's got play basketball
E: Yea we can hit the courts over on hartford ave.
B: Yea around the corner from Hartford projects
G: Naw, I'd rather not
E: What's wrong, you don't like the projects?
G: Naw too many black people.
J: What's the matter?
G: I just don't like black people.
B: It's okay dude, cause they probably don't like you either. HAHAHAHA
G: Why? What did I do to them?
B: You make no sense, ignorant fuck. hahahaha
-Downcity/Waterfire and the Mall is pretty nice
-The Present Mayor is Gay while the former one was corrupt
-Everywhere besides downtown and eastside is out of bounds, you really have no buissness there unless u live there, visiting someone, or going somewhere.
* Heres the reason you dont wanna go to the wrong neighboorhood
-Its also a very diverse city with over half the population spanish
-Home of the 1999, 2000, 2001 Gravity Games
-Overall if your from out of town there is plenty of things to do down city; just dont venture off to a bad area
Mom: Yes as long as you can help read the highway signs, I dont wanna take the wrong exit and be in the wrong neighboorhood.
Little Kid: I think we will be better off By going to the Warwick Mall