| 1. | providence football | ||
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Middle school football team that consists of some of the hottest guys in Duval County, maybe even all of Jacksonville.
All of them are very smexi, and their games are preettty amazing (because they pone and can kick their butts). LYKE ZOMG DAT DUDE THAT PLAYS ON THE PROVIDENCE FOOTBALL IS LYKE SUPA HAWWTTT!11!1!!!
Man, that Providence kid is so hot I could lick his abs. |
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| 2. | ardrey kell | ||
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hey the football team that plays on that 23,000,000 dollar field got to the second round of playoffs and beat Providence, and South Meck had to forfeit all of their games. Ardrey kell beat providence.
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| 3. | New Providence | ||
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A small town in north jersey right outside of New York City. It is home to the nicest people on the east coast. Beautiful houses, nice cars, and great schools are what you'll find here. All moms walk their kids to school in the morning and pick them up in their SUV's in the afternoon only to rush them off to soccer practice, ballet class or flute lessons. Most of the kids are ridiculously smart and talented in pretty much everything so they go to great schools and grow up to make tons of money in New York City just like their parents. The dads all walk home together from the train station after work to find their perfect families waiting and dinner, made by their house-keeper, on the table. On the weekends, the kids don't really throw killer parties because they know their parents will find out because everyone is in each other's business. Football games are attended every weekend and church at the Presbyterian Church at New Providence is a must on Sunday morning. Pretty much an adorable town filled with rich, but nice people who have perfect lives. Kind of like a mini version of Desperate Housewives without the bitchiness. "Hey are you moving?"
"Yeah, I'm going to New providence so my kids can be smart and be nice people." |
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| 4. | School One | ||
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School One is a school on the east side of providence. home to the biggest moustache in the world. people who don't even go to the school often show up to buy weed from students. the school mascot is the savage. The Football team is called "School One Football" there is fightclub during lunch.
TJ is gay George is a toy - it's lunch break, wanna take a walk to the woods?
- SCHOOL ONE FOOTBALL! - Take Off Your Pants - Fuck You TJ |
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| 5. | ardrey kell | ||
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A high school with a smaller population of white students than Providence High School and a higher percentage of free or reduced lunch, yet is still called the richest school. it is also called preppy; however a very large percentage of the school population wears sweats to school every day. Contrary to popular belief, not all of the students live in million dollar mansions. Two country clubs are zoned to attend AK, but both country clubs have normal sized and small houses. The other neighborhoods have normal and small sized houses, and there are a lot of townhomes near by. The school has an expensive football field that everyone made a big deal out of, but didn't make a big deal out of the fact that the new high school in Mint Hill has turf also. Ardrey Kell has an ugly campus, but the inside of the school is nice. Overall, it has a student body in a building that's nice on the inside. Why can't Ardrey Kell be as nice as Providence?
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| 6. | Charlotte Catholic High School | ||
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Ever wonder where the kids with million dollar houses and hundred thousand dollar cars? Yeah, you've found the place. Charlotte Catholic is basically the school everyone sends their kids to so that they can get a good education, but they end up at ECU. Drugs are rampant, sex is everywhere, and bullying is horrible. Yet somehow, parents think they're doing the best for their little kiddies. Also, fun fact. Ardrey Kell and Providence students on average take double the amount of advanced placement courses as Catholic kids. Joe: "You going to the Charlotte Catholic High School football game?"
Bob: "Naaa, I'm going to stay home and procrasterbate." |
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| 7. | Providence Day School | ||
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private school in charlotte north carolina for all the cool kids. Better than Country Day and Latin combined. Kind of a stud of a school. Got dem lax bros and football boys, better than any one elses. everyone wishes they went there. "Providence Day School > Charlotte Country Day School + Charlotte Latin
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