Perverted chicken test 

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

Perverted chicken test by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

protecteded 

Literally just protected, but with the extra "ed".

Don't be shook man's here, you're protecteded.

protecteded by CertifiedSucculent September 22, 2017

Peacefully Protested 

When a bunch of peaceful protestors loot a store.

Protestor: Yo, we just peacefully protested a Walmart!
Guy: That's Illegal.

Peacefully Protested by LmaoBoxer June 29, 2020

24 Protected 

When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!

Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!

24 Protected by SlopNChop December 11, 2016

perverted gentleman 

1. A perverted guy who will go in for the moves, but will ask permission first

2. A perverted but nice and sensitive guy

1. Perverted Gentleman: Can I touch your boob?
Girl: Sure
Perverted Gentleman: Giggity Giggity

2. Girl 1:How can you like him, he's gross!
Girl 2: I know, but he's soooo sweet! He's a perverted gentleman!

perverted gentleman by wtf123321ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 7, 2009

perverted sentimentality 

A funny way of saying LOVE.

Or an expression of intense desire.

Humanity is wracked with a perverted sentimentality.

perverted sentimentality by Bud E. June 2, 2018

perverted-justice.com 

Controversial website featuring chatlogs, photos, and personal information of adult men who have tried to sexually solicit what they thought were underage children in chatrooms. In fact, the "children" in question are the website's adult volunteers, who then publically post all of the man's information as a warning to parents and a deterrent to other would-be pedophiles. The work of "PeeJ", as its followers call it, has resulted in many arrests and convictions, much press coverage, and even the recovery of an abducted and sexually abused young girl.

"Did you see the latest chatlog on Perverted-Justice.com? That guy wanted to f*ck an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD!"

perverted-justice.com by Hopkin April 13, 2005