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Proverbs 34 

a person who attempts to seduce a young Christian virgin with made-up Bible verses.
Proverbs 34 doesn\'t know what the hell he\'s talking about; so, don\'t have sex with that douchebag.
Proverbs 34 by Will Barnes April 26, 2005

Proverbs 13:3 

He That Keepeth His Mouth Keepeth His Life, But He That Openeth Wide His Lips Shall Have Destruction
Snitches Should Have Proverbs 13:3 Tattooed On Their Face!
Proverbs 13:3 by C. Menza August 27, 2008

Proverbs 1:28-33 

Oooook yeah, that's the shunning thing I'm talking about. That right there:

Proverbs 1:28-33 in the Bible describes the consequences of the behaviors outlined in the previous section of the chapter. The verses include:

"Then they will call to me but I will not answer; they will look for me but will not find me, since they hated knowledge and did not choose to fear the Lord".

"Since they would not accept my advice and spurned my rebuke, they will eat the fruit of their ways and be filled with the fruit of their schemes".

"For the waywardness of the simple will kill them, and the complacency of fools will destroy them; but whoever listens to me will live in safety and be at ease, without fear of harm".

That's what they do to you is you tell them their Book demon is a psycho.
Hym "See? Right there! Proverbs 1:28-33. If you don't do what they tell you they ignore you, steal your shit or look the other way while crime is happening to you, and then the complacency of fools (That's YOU. You're the retard.) allows them to get away with it. Did I not say that earlier? That's it's the tactics they use against people to control their lives indirectly? They get you to do the incest cult (with or against your will)... And then the solipsists do whatever they want. That's the whole things."

A fucking retard "But... But it's makes them feel more gooders guys! Right? And isn't it better for them to thing that they aren't delusional schizos?"

Hym "No. You're retarded. And no is isn't 'just anything. 'It's just *THIS*' or 'It's just *THAT*' No. It isn't. You're dumb. Dumb and bad!"
Proverbs 1:28-33 by Hym Iam August 18, 2024

Paul's Proverbs 

Found in the book of Paul, often a factual summary of Paul's transgressions that are to be documented for the education in the hopes of a better tomorrow.
Did he just say Bijan Robinson rice? Add it to Paul's Proverbs!
Paul's Proverbs by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024

Proverbial "She" 

The unknown subject of the declarative statement, "That's what she said!"
Andy: Where's Norman?

Richard: Asleep.

Andy: Still?

Richard: Yeah, he can't get up.

Andy: That's what she said!

Richard: Who is this proverbial "she"?
Proverbial "She" by Soleijhee December 1, 2009

Proverbial Hay 

What you say you're going to hit when you are tired but don't want to seem agressive towards dried grass.
Brian informed me that after a long night of studying he was going to hit the proverbial hay
Proverbial Hay by Mmmkay December 14, 2004