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profalactives 

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.
Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.
profalactives by iNella December 29, 2008

profolactic

A large word for condom. It is used to prevent pregnancy and it also makes rookies last longer. Also called Jimmy hat, rubber, rain coat.
This bitch is wilin, she tried to get me to fuck her without a profolactic.
profolactic by Asmith32 January 22, 2007

Profalactive Pentagon 

When I was in jail I was in the profalactive pentagon.
Profalactive Pentagon by Chris&Annee November 10, 2021

profilactic

e-40's word for good or ok
can we go now , yeayea skillet thats profilactic
profilactic by deeboi September 2, 2005

brovalactic 

A condom used for Bro Sex, additionally smells like a can of Axe body spray
"Lets go play Gamecube, Bro!" "No, Bro!, not without a brovalactic"!
brovalactic by wijiwang August 2, 2008

Profilactic Fornication 

profilactic fornication- the act of sex with use of protection, for example; Condom or vaginal ring