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Protractor 

A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.
Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends
Protractor by ATF: 7 May 22, 2021

surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc
Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.
surge protectors by mo cox February 1, 2007

pocket protectors 

Things that Stump uses in his pockets to keep his shirts clean from leaky pens...
Pocket protectors are plastic, nerdy, black envelope like.
pocket protectors by Diana Dewey November 12, 2007

protractoring 

it's the asexual version of scissoring, so basically cuddling
Man, I want to go hang out in bed and do some protractoring with her
protractoring by fandomwizard April 20, 2017

rib protectors 

Huge female breasts that offer protection to the rib cage due to their density and overhang.
"Holy shit, look at the rib protectors on her!!!"

Cum protectors 

Cum protectors is another word for glasses/spectacles.
Guy : Quick girl! im going to cum on your face!

Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!
Cum protectors by Jamieltd June 6, 2011