protote 

professional tote bag

leather carrying bag, male purse : "Now that I've been promoted, I'll need a bigger protote."

protote by R.E.A.D. October 21, 2011

promoted to customer 

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

promoted to customer by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Protogent 

1. A malicious antivirus

Protogent (Protegent) is a antivirus that is of course fake, and the company grabbed a character from the kids TV Show Super Why.

I Am Protogent, Your security is my motto. Install me on your computer, To protect your data better. With me there no viruses could enter your computer! Malware, Spyware, Trojan, all gone forever! I filter your junk mail, Monitoring Wi-Fi, Never Fail. I am pro pro pro pro proto, Your security is my, motto. I keep your data encrypted, Virus security updated. I am proto, complete security is my, Motto!

Protogent by Your local dumbass October 8, 2017

Protogen Appreciation Day 

protogen appreciation day is an event that occurs on February 27th of any year.

Person 1: i appreciate you my protogen friend
Protogen: happy beeping
Person 2: happy Protogen Appreciation Day

Protogen Appreciation Day by jasoncreates9 January 17, 2021

Protogen

A risingly popular Furry species which looks like a cyborg dragon without wings. According to winnie on Furry Amino, "Protogens were all born alongside each other, have similar markings and fur colours, and they all have names based on different coding languages."

Source: aminoapps.com/page/furry-amino/1744903/protogen-fursona-species-info

Steven: "Hey, what species is your fursona?"
Ryan: "It's a Protogen."

Protogen by Káz Namano July 23, 2017

Rapidly Promoted Executive 

An ending in the Henry Stickmin game: Infiltrating the Airship where you break into the airship and become the leader of the villanous Toppat Clan.

A: What's your favourite Infiltrating the Airship rank?
B:Rapidly Promoted Executive!

Rapidly Promoted Executive by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021

Protogen

A fluffy toaster, 70% fluff, 30% mechanical bits

Their natural habitats include: Jars

Protogen?
Protogen.
Protogen!

Protogen by Am_Yeff January 3, 2022