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Being a Pro at everything, especially in the art of throwing objects. Prothros are usually rare to find. They are smart and sexy by nature. Girls are all over them and they last long in bed.
Jim: "I suck at throwing"

Chris: "I don't have to worry about sucking. I'm a Prothro"
Prothro by Jumpmanjunky February 22, 2011

protheroitis

being born with yellow skin
mike has yellow skin aka protheroitis
ciek has yellow skin aka protheroitis
matt allmans friend has protheroitis
protheroitis by matt allman October 17, 2006
v. To injure an opponent badly in a sporting event, after Tyrone Prothro from the U. of Alabama Crimson Tide football team who suffered a devastating injury near the end of a game.

n. An injury resulting from a coach keeping a star athlete on the field too long during a blow-out victory.
v. I think we should send in a walk-on to prothro their QB.

n. It's a shame he suffered a prothro, but if his coach wasn't running up the score it never would have happened.
prothro by Paul "Bear" Bryant February 4, 2006

Proterozoic Eon 

Comprising of the Paleoproterozoic, Mesoproterozoic and Neoproterozoic Eras, This eon spans from 2.5 billion years ago to 541 million years ago lasting almost 2 billion years.

During the beginning of this eon, cyanobacteria rapidly reproduced and photosynthesized turning a lot of carbon dioxide to oxygen. This oxygen reacted with the iron in the oceans, filling the oceans with iron rust BIFs, turning the oceans blood red. Later, there was no longer enough iron to hold onto the oxygen, and it escaped into the atmosphere. That oxygen formed the ozone layer. Nearly all of the carbon dioxide turned into oxygen, turning earth into a snowball earth.

The snowball earth quickly recovered after 300 million years. Then, supercontinent Columbia formed. For the next billion years, climate remained notably stable. This period of time from 1.8 billion years to 800 million years ago was called "The boring billion". During this period, supercontinent Rodinia formed, but broke apart. The rocks that became exposed sucked up more carbon dioxide from volcanoes, turning earth into a second snowball earth.

After that recovered, the two halves of Rodinia reunited around the South Pole forming supercontinent Pannotia. However, it broke apart during the end of the eon just as animals started to appear, as Laurentia rifted away from the rest of the supercontinent. Finally, the End-Ediacaran extinction event took place to end the eon.
Imagine living during the middle of the Proterozoic Eon! There would be no plants, no animals, just water, land and bacteria!

proterosaurus 

That one animal that survived the permian extinction and became the dinosaurs - said in bill wurtz’ history of the world
watch out for the proterosaurus because its going to become the dinosaurs
proterosaurus by SomeWeird0 December 3, 2023

Proterognosis 

The direct knowing of what came before — not just before today, or before your lifetime, but before time itself began ticking. A fusion of proteros (earlier, prior) and gnosis (direct knowing).

Where Chronognosis is about sensing the right time now, Proterognosis is about touching the primordial before, the deep ground that precedes all clocks, calendars, and causes.
She was so attuned to proterognosis that she didn’t just remember her childhood, she knew about a time before the ticking of time itself had started.
Proterognosis by tomGPT September 29, 2025