Prostitution, n. The act of selling sex and/or sexual favours in exchange for money, drugs, or chickens, depending on local currency and exchange rates.
Illegal in nearly all countries worldwide. Politicians put it down at every opportunity, despite their frequent use of these "ladies of the night"
The most frightening aspect of prostitution is not the act, which is merely pornographic movies without the studio and piss-poor acting. The money from prostitution usually finances drug pushers, who in turn finance other criminal acts. Thus you paying to get your rocks off with some drug-addled whore in Soho could be indirectly funding things like 7/11 or even 9/11.
It is the oldest profession in the world.
Single man, driving in car: Hey babe, fancy showing me a good time?
Lady of negotiable affection: S'gonna cost ya.
Single man: Sure, I just wanna blow my load.
He gets what he wants, she gets what she wants. He probably gets a veneral disease too but hey, we can't all be winners.
This is the lowest form of prostitution.
by Jono Drew August 15, 2007
THe world's oldest and most successful profession.
Prostitution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.
by AYB April 08, 2003
The 'illegal' act of paying for sex, although it's 'legally' committed many times in dating. Guy pays for dinner, pays for the movie, girl is flattered by guy's "generosity," so she gives him some ass at the end of the night, which is exactly what he was hoping to get in return for the money he shelled out and why he took her out to begin with. Why it's illegal to just give the girl the money straight up to fuck him that he would've spent on the date anyway is beyond me.
"I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal, fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? After all, giving somebody an orgasm is hardly the worst thing you can do to them!" - George Carlin
by Insanity76 December 08, 2006
1. the act of engaging in sexual activity in exchange for payment from a person with whom you are not in a relationship with.
2. the act of engaging in sexual activity in exchange for payment from a husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend, in the form of contiued love and support be it moral, emotional, or financial.
Sex is legal. Getting paid is legal. What's wrong with being a prostitute? Prostitution is nothing more than being paid for sex.
by wildonecpl July 06, 2004
The act of paying money for the sexual favors of a member of the opposite sex or the same sex.
It is illegal in most of the USA unless you film it or photogragh it, then it's art, it's legal, and it's an $8 billion dollar a year industry.
Jenna: "I used to suck cock for $25.00 in the front seat of strangers cars in broad daylight."
Howard: "And now you're rich and famous and every high school kid knows who you are."
Jenna:"That's right, now that I do cumshots and anal on DVD, the law can't touch me and I'm rich"
Howard:"So you get paid big bucks for anal sex but that's not prostitution?"
Jenna:"As long as someone in the room has a camera,and millions of people can watch, my ass is for sale legally."
by benny the chicken killer November 05, 2006
The practice of exchanging sex for money, goods or favours - by people who have the integrity to admit what they are doing.

Contrary to popular stupidity very few whores are coerced and most are self-employed, or work through agencies.

Yes it's squalid, and I will stop doing it the moment someone explains to me how it's morally worse than the 'approved' method of going to clubs and lying your way into some drunken slut's minge.
I can see why prostitution may have been harmful to society when there was still a society to harm.
by Lord Grimcock May 18, 2008
n: The most honest transaction that ever takes place between men and women.
1. She thinks: "I want half of your house, your car and your salary" She says: "Can we discuss the M-word?"

2. She thinks: "I want free drinks" She says: "you're really nice"

3. He says: "Can I get you a drink?" He means: "I would really like to fuck you"

It's all just prostitution in the final analysis!
by Reiki Man March 17, 2006
Only thing better than porn if you don't have a girlfriend.
I went to Vegas and prostitution was everywhere. So I started living in Caesars Palace, saving up cash to spend on hookers.
by ggg666 October 24, 2003

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