mindhunter the profiler 

Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.

There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.

mindhunter the profiler by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 16, 2022

Mindhunter Profiler 

Mindhunter Profiler

Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.

He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.

Did you see the latest word Mindhunter Profiler added to the Urban Dictionary? Man! Lately, he’s smoking on that Game of Thrones pack!

Mindhunter Profiler by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 14, 2022

Postilar 

A person who continues to support and claim that a presidential candidate from the previous election after the fact still deserves the presidency. No positive or negative notation implied, depends on context.

'Con-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar dickhead in the November of 2016 election in the USA decided that s/he/whateverpronoun was going to continue recognize Hillary as the should-be-recognized true presidential candidate.

'Pro-Postilar' context:
A Clinton Postilar of 2016 continues to support Hillary because the alternative seemed cruel to wish upon America, and the popular vote was not considered.

'Neutral-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar in 2016 continues to support Hillary because that person does not recognize the electoral ballot as a legitimate way to elect a President, as well as the possibility that it can lead to a minority power corruption. Whether or not this is true, is up to you.

Postilar by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 March 22, 2017

prostitary 

Secretary doing sexual favours to her boss for money, gifts, etc... Hybride of 2 words: secretary and prostitute. Some use secretute for this matter

Well, let"s start from my sweetie eversmiling prostitary (Boris Boston)

prostitary by mzu December 23, 2008

Xx_Prosniper_xX 

A 9 year old fag whomst thinks he can do the act of jumping of an high place and doing (a usually) 360* turn and then proceed to shoot the target, usually in the head. In reality he just gets himself killed with his k.d being as big as your dick

Xx_ProSniper_xX: I'm gonna 360 this bitch
*Proceeds to get head shorted then t-bagged*

Xx_Prosniper_xX by Whom'stve April 28, 2017

Prostiture 

Word resulting from accidentally hitting the r key instead of the t key when typing Prostitute.

I can'r rype Prostiture because I'm a srupid prick.

Prostiture by Grammar Police (Weewooweewoo) September 28, 2009

prostie 

n. short for, truncation of prostitute
v. to work as a prostitute

Josh used to be a prostie.

prostie by cheryl-renee February 15, 2005