prostatic congestion 

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.

My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!

prostatic congestion by Dick Tater January 28, 2006

prosthetic asspointers 

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

prosthetic asspointers by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009

Prosthetic

An extension of a limb, normally recieved through loss of a limb in an accident.

The man needed a prosthetic leg because his was blown off in the war.

Prosthetic by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 24, 2009

Prosetic 

A poem that is prosaic in form but looks poetic also since it has rhymes.

My poems are not entirely prosaic nor poetic but in between i.e. 'prosetic', prosaic + poetic.

Prosetic by Rajeeb2014 January 21, 2015

Prostitician

A prostitician is a politician who has sold himself to the highest bidder. A very common phenomenon these days.

Cary Booker is a prostitician for AIPAC.

Prostitician by Tzombokinase August 12, 2019

prosthetic penis

An artificial penis.

Haha that loser has a prosthetic penis.

prosthetic penis by Chrissssssssssssssssssssssss June 20, 2006

prosthetic penis

A dildo for men who have faulty "equipment"

Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!

prosthetic penis by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006