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Protractor Face 

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.
You and your friends all have protractor faces!!
Protractor Face by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015

texas prospector 

when you're having anal sex with a girl and you build up so much pressure that when you pull out a stream of shit squirts out like oil
"My roommate did a texas prospector and now there's shit all over my bed."
texas prospector by georgia tech October 5, 2009

Prospector

a female who goes to college in search of nerdy guys who one day will be very affluent; a young gold digger or expensive prostitute who searches for men who will inherit money in the near future.
That prospector only wants money and don't date her dude she'll fuck you in more ways than one.
Prospector by sexgod92 September 1, 2011

Protractor 

A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.
Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends
Protractor by ATF: 7 May 22, 2021

ANGRY PROSPECTOR 

Happens while doing a 49 year old women in the ass then pulling out to find corn stuck to your penis
So i was with this milf Valerie lats night and she gave me the angry prospector then I told her to lick it off like corn on the cob
ANGRY PROSPECTOR by blacktiger951 October 5, 2009

Anal prospector 

Man or woman searching fellow humans anuses for precious metals or fossils.
Mother: Billy told me yesterday that he is thinking about becaming anal prospector!
Father: Well, good for him.
Mother: I know! At the age of 12 he would be the youngest anal prospector in centuries!