progervative 

A progressive conservative in approach to problem solving. A person who is progressive by recombining ideas that worked in the past into new ideas. Progressives generally want to try things that didn't work in the past, because, well, it wasn't them trying it, and they are way cooler than the last people. (Or they don't know it failed last time.) Conservatives generally like trying things that worked before but aren't smart or cool enough to make cool or clueless people understand or like the old idea.

Obama is slippin! He talked all progressive, but he's like some dang progervative.

progervative by progervative January 25, 2009

preservative 

The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.

Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.
Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.
Martin: God exists...!

preservative by analphabet November 13, 2007

Broservative 

A completely inconsistent frat guy that loves partying, sleeping around, and smoking shitty weed but will still vote for a party that wants to make all of those things illegal, because "muh guns" and 'murica. At least, that's all we've been able to decipher from their incoherent babble.

Says he supports "female empowerment" despite believing in traditional gender roles. Feels uncomfortable around gay people despite saying the word "homo" more than any homosexual.

Almost definitely listens to rap music, despite being not-at-all-subtly racist.

Probably blasts said rap music from a Ford F-150 that his dad bought him.

"Yo my friend with the Bassnectar tattoo is heading to a Bassnectar concert to drop acid and fuck around."

- "Didn't he vote Trump and proudly call himself conservative? That seems like awfully liberal behavior?"

"Yeah he's such a broservative."

Broservative by The_Other_Bard December 5, 2017

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual 

A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.

Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual by KokiHiro January 24, 2023

pornservative 

the act of repeatedly watching the same porno to conserve the thrill of seeing new pornos or pornos in general.

"now dame, he watches the same porno over and over even tho he knows there are billions of other pornos, he likes certain scenes and believes enjoying them over and over again helps keep the thrill of watching new porn intact. he is, pornservative.

pornservative by tiojoe March 29, 2012

preservativo 

preservativo it’s portuguese for the word condom can be also none as camisinha or condone

The preservativo is usually used for protection during sex but can be also used for masturbation if you want to be protected and slippery

But it’s also common used between gay people to provide some lubrification during anal sex.

Mario: Estou com uma tesão da porra vamos transar? / I’m horny AF . Do you wanna F***?
Raquel: Claro mas usa preservativ. / Of course but put a preservativo on.

preservativo by The gay, vegan and horny guy May 17, 2018