propositioning 

If someone is propositioning you, it means that they are offering you sex. It is a more polite and euphemistic way of saying someone wants to bang you.

"Pete is propositioning me again!"

propositioning by fayestrawberry November 1, 2013

googlical proportions 

when a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.

When the Dean’s wife was caught in the act with an undergraduate, they tried to keep it under wraps – but word got out, and the story soon reached googlical proportions.

googlical proportions by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 9, 2011

Nacogdoches Proposition

The act of receiving a blumpkin whilst delivering a Cleveland Steamer; in other words, getting a blowjob while taking a dump on a woman's chest.

Whilst dropping a Cleveland Steamer on his date's chest, Max was shocked when she started giving him a blumpkin - the Nacogdoches Proposition at last!

Nacogdoches Proposition by 4E4 August 31, 2011

biblical proportions 

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.

We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.

biblical proportions by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Proposition 8 

Generally refers to California's Proposition 8 that was voted on in November 2008.

It banned same sex marriage in the state of California.

It passed with a 52:47 ratio, but was overturned in August 2010.

Proposition 8 was recently overturned by a judge.

Proposition 8 by Pikamander2 August 13, 2010

Prepositional-Proposition Theorem 

In the case where the prepositional phrase “in bed” is added to the end of a fortune cookie saying, the entire phrase will always makes sense and could potentially make you more appealing to your date.

In an attempt to captivate and entice Jill, Matt applied the Prepositional-Proposition Theorem to his fortune cookie saying and announced “Your talents will be recognized and you will be rewarded...in bed.” Unfortunately, his date Jill was not impressed.

Prepositional-Proposition Theorem by jayedee March 31, 2009

Constrain Proportions 

The application or employment of a process or feature by which an artist will ensure both the ratio AND perspective of an image remain relative to that of the original image. Failure to "constrain proportions" has resulted in many innocent men being "duped" on internet dating sites (and the like), sustaining an eternal loss of essential "crop points."

TA:"I'm tryin to photoshop that sikk pic you got of me killin' a keg stand at the Rutgers party, Nig." "Everytime I resample, I end up lookin like Nicole Richie doin' a headstand on a Heineken keg can."

RA:"You need to constrain proportions"

....Beware the rubber bakk

Constrain Proportions by KurtBarlow February 13, 2007