cdesign proponentsists 

The missing link between "creationists" and "design proponents", as used in the textbook Of Pandas and People. Used to refer to creationist dumbfucks who are all to generally confused by science theology or even common sense.

Science says man evolved from other apes. Cdesign proponentsists say apes smell and prefer the scientific explanation "Goddidit".

cdesign proponentsists by cdesign proponentist October 21, 2006

Danny Provolone

One of the players who was on the field in 1986 during a confrontational match between the Exton Massacrers and the Goshen Bears. During that match, newcomer Kelly Goosecock kicked a 75 yard field goal.

Provolone was well known for his trash talking, which could have easily been what won the game. But sadly, that honor was for Goosecock.

The trash-talking of Danny Provolone could have easily been that.

Danny Provolone by George Potamkin October 29, 2011

north provolone 

A section on Providence with a high population of Italians

OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! where u from? answer North Provolone

north provolone by jerry321 July 30, 2010

Provolone Beat Down 

(In lieu of the Domino's American Legends pizza promotion) The Provolone Beat Down (i.e. PBD) is a sexually deviant act that involves coming on a slice of said provolone cheese, slapping girl in the face with or throwing slice at said girl's face, (which ever act you prefer based upon proximity) commenced by making said girl finally consume cheese.

The girl next store seemed to be a freak and strangely enough, also thoroughly enjoyed dairy products. I fucked her last night, and me being the generous guy I am, wanted to please her on multiple levels. Consequently, she got the Provolone Beat Down.

Provolone Beat Down by captainreallyawesome July 27, 2009

cdesign proponentist 

- noun. 1. A transitional evolutionary form found to exist between creationist and a proponent of the Intelligent Design "theory" (design proponent), also known colloquially as an "IDiot". The existence of this form was conclusively identified by plaintiff during the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial.

A cdesign proponentist believes in the biblical interpretation of the origin of life.

cdesign proponentist by Brian M Rapp December 10, 2007

Provolone

Italian Americans who act "overly-italian" with attitude and gold chains

Look at Tony with his gold chain acting like a provolone.

Provolone by rmtt July 2, 2014

provolone into swiss 

When a pasty white boi walks down the wrong street in a low income african american city metro.

Typical afternoon in Gary, Indiana
Tyrone: "yo, look at dat white boy strollin on wheeler road"
Jamal: "let's turn this provolone into swiss, nigga"
*pulls out 9mm*

provolone into swiss by taheehee014 July 20, 2019