Fart Proposal 

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.

My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!

Fart Proposal by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010

poopfail 

to fail in such a way as to turn your life to poop

"Simply waking this AM was an Epic Poopfail"

poopfail by Browns Poopfail December 31, 2013

proposable 

describes someone that is wife material or an ideal mate.

That girl is so proposable. She'd make a great mother.

proposable by CC and YY April 7, 2006

sandbox proposal

A proposal of marriage made by two young children for fun (ex. when playing house), or for real. Neither is expected to uphold their end of the bargain, and it is often forgotten as the children age

We were so young I did not expect him to remember our sandbox proposal, but here he is eighteen years later with a ring.

sandbox proposal by SkyAlexander June 30, 2016

Propofol 

A short acting sedative hypnotic used in short procedures and minor surgeries. It is God's gift the patients. It usually causes minor stingy at the injection site but this is of little concern because A) Your usually pumped up on either diazepam or midazolam or B) By the time you go to brush off the stingy with your hand your already being deeply sedated. Apon awakening of it you feel refreshed, as if your sole was gently removed and stroked and messaged by angels, you don't care that nurses are poking and prodding you just enjoy yourself. Contrary to its effects it is NOT to be used as a sleep agent as it doesn't put one to sleep it puts one in a coma. It is also a very dangerous drug if not used by a trained anesthesiologist as it depresses the CNS....do not abuse this drug no matter what you will simply stop breathing and die.

Anesthesiologist: Count down from 10, this might burn a little
Patient: 10, 9, 8, hey that b......*Goes into deep coma from propofol*

Propofol by diprivanman May 23, 2010

Proposal Boner

When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.

And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.

she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"

"Why, yes I do..."

"Well then yes, I will marry you"

Proposal Boner by italion donkey October 2, 2010

the proposal 

When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.

After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.

the proposal by greenspan November 29, 2012