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To go Knoming is to fuck shit up. To break stuff, to burn people's property and to piss in the gas tank of a shitty 1983 Nissan mini van. let's go knoming later and fuck some shit up
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| 30. | Rondroid | ||
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Rondroid (ron droid) NOUN. The seductively bland people who loiter in busy public places asking young people to take their “free personality test.” My friend Jamie took their free personality test.
They didn't like the results, so the Rondroids locked her in the testing room. She was screaming and pounding on the door. They left her in there for hours. She thought they were going to kill her. She had to kick a hole in the door to get out, and they tried to have her arrested for trespassing and property destruction. They're such lovely people. |
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| 31. | Mathtastrophe | ||
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The ensuing chaos/disaster of a person who's mental state was either permanently or temporarily destroyed from doing too many math problems in one day. A catastrophe that is the direct result of mathematics. After doing 150 polynomial and factorization problems, a mathtastrophe occurred destroying millions of dollars of property and a loss of life estimated in the thousands.
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| 32. | self destruct | ||
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Verb: to voluntarily destroy oneself, and/or any property under ones control, in order to deny any advantage to ones enemy(ies). "As the Soviet Army surrounded the Stalingrad bunker, Hitler gave the order to Field Marshall von Paulus to self destruct, which he disobeyed."
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| 33. | cupcaking | ||
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The act of throwing freshly baked cupcakes at someone's vehicle or property. My ex made me mad, so after I pull the cupcakes out of the oven, we are going cupcaking.
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| 34. | USP | ||
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USP is a three lettered acronym for 'Ultra Sankt Pauli', a graffitti tag which is possibly related to the St. Pauli football club. The origins of the USP crew are unknown, most likely ex-secret agent ninjas with a penchant for explicit violence and an appetite for destruction. Other graffiti crews possibly have what is referred to as beef over disputed territories and tags being crossed out. Possible toy(s). Q1:What does that spray paint on my fence say?
Q2:Who the fuck crossed out my piece? Q3:Which writers lack artistic expression and skill with their quick tags? A=USP. |
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| 35. | McBunga | ||
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A complicated and dangerous sexual event in which the woman lies prone on the bed while the man dresses up like D'Artagnan from the Three Musketeers. The man then gets into an 18-wheeler with a Shawn Michaels dildo taped to the front bumper. After estimating the correct trajectory, the man will aim his heavenly missile at the house and not cease until he has achieved either penetration or a total property loss. In the meantime, the woman is high on a cocktail of ecstasy and psilocybin mushrooms and is roused by the sound of repeated gongs. There must be a lawyer, doctor, and qualified mechanic present. "What in the heavenly fuck was that noise last night?!"
"Dad gave Mom a McBunga for their anniversary. Consequently, we have no place left to live. Mind if I crash with you for awhile?" |
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