Jet-Propelled

Opposite of Jet Lag. Ready to party at 2AM in NYC cause you just flew in from LA.

They are still on the dance floor because they are not jet-lagged, they are jet-propelled.

Jet-Propelled by wordcruncher July 13, 2010

Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock 

A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.

Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"

Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."

Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock by c.NEWBY;m.MANYARD;m.CAMERON May 28, 2010

self propelled sandbag 

Derogatory term for Marines or other ground troops.

Sand bags are used to stop bullets. Self propelled sand bags are troops who catch bullets.

Military

That troop of marines is a bunch of self propelled sand bags.

self propelled sandbag by Elephino May 4, 2004

Self-Propelled Mobile Sperm Receptacle 

Any woman who serves but one purpose in life....that being to gain favor with men by being known for one thing and one thing only.

A polite name for a women of very loose morals.

Also, a women who gets around, literally.

The best thing that you can say about her is that she's a self-propelled mobile sperm receptacle.

Self-Propelled Mobile Sperm Receptacle by Coolidge Whore Driver June 10, 2010

Anally Propelled Grenade 

The act of sliding a grenade into ones or your anal cavity in an upwards motion and expelling it out with great force. The word is also commonly written as the acronym APG.

We need to get rid of those guards, prepare you Anally Propelled Grenade.

Anally Propelled Grenade by The destroyer of anal August 19, 2013

jet-propelled octopus 

The act of two young women rubbing their beef curtains together for the first time. Because they seem to be attached at the virgina it looks like they have 8 limbs. They keep doing this until one or the other squirts, causing the recipient of the drentching to flee in fright.

Q. "So why aren't Jane and Mary talking to each other?"
A. "I heard they had a jet-propelled octopus and Mary freaked out"

jet-propelled octopus by Wordplay1 September 15, 2009

rocket propelled camel

Any small shopping car being driven at sufficient speed on a bumpy surface to induce loss of contact with the ground.

I was overtaken by a rocket propelled camel on that road with all the speed humps.

rocket propelled camel by Timberwolf March 3, 2005