Pooptext

(Verb) The act of sending text messages to others while defecating.

(Noun) A text message sent to another while you yourself are actively engaged in the act of defecating.

(Verb) At the rest area, bob decided to pooptext his entire contact list.

(Noun) Jim had trouble not guffawing as he received a pooptext from bob during the important office meeting.

Pooptext by Just bob with a lower case "b" March 7, 2009

Protext 

An expression or declaration of objection, disapproval, or dissent, in opposition to something via text message

Saying "Say no 2 eatng meat" via text message would be a protext

Protext by NINJuhh October 6, 2009

pooftenth 

Slang for an extremely short period of time

It'll only take a pooftenth to have it finished

pooftenth by David Arnott September 2, 2003

Protextion

The psychological defense mechanism of projection (taking something of ourselves and placing it outside of us, onto others, which can be positive or negative) as applied to text messages, emails, and social network chat windows. The resulting social phenomenon is countless misunderstandings leading to conflict and embarrassment in interpersonal relationships and in professional settings.

Angela and Charles were texting back and forth. When Angela said she was "hot", Charles, through the psychological process of protextion, placed his internal desires for Angela onto the text and interpreted her text to mean she was aroused, when really she was actually hot because it was just a damn hot day.

Protextion by Dr. Stern September 16, 2010

Protexting 

Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.

Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.

Protexting activities include:

Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text

Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."

Not recognizing texting as social progress.

Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.

Protexting by Cyclemax December 21, 2010

ProText 

An expertly crafted mildly threatening warning text sent in defense or "protection"of someone else by a friend, relative, lover, etc...

Noun: "That ratchet ass ho said WHAT to you?? Oh hell no-Imma hafta send that bitch a PROTEXT right now!"
Verb: " Lets go PROTEXT that Lil skank who keeps posting rude shit on ur sister's Facebook!"

ProText by SchmackVxn68 January 31, 2018

protext 

Text messenger, end-user friendly. To communicate urgent news. similar To 'protest' & 'protect'. To make aware. a socially aware Text message To convey something going on or down.

I will 'protext' my friends To let Them know what I just saw.

protext by EnterNot August 20, 2008