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an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers. I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it. Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends: I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter. He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed. Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps. *this is a pun about puking. trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken. |
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