look up any word, like plopping:
 
9.
A "Promise" is an insult or a nickname for someone or something who has done something wrong / is the worst, an insult for everything. Not too rude, not too kind.

You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.
Dave: Hey man, did you like that twilight movie
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.

Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.

Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.
by Promise123 November 19, 2010
 
1.
Something that many people make but few people keep.
I promise I'll pay you the money back.
by AmbientLion January 16, 2004
 
2.
Basically, its a new way of lying. Mainly used by guys who want girls to get off their backs. Also see lies
Boy:I will always love you.
Girl:promise?
boy:yup. I promise.

Two weeks later -

Boy:I'm sorry. It's over.
by !emoXvampire! June 08, 2009
 
3.
something that you are committed to and you don't break what you say your committed to.
I promise to be forever yours.
by diZ iZ lANii :-] May 09, 2009
 
4.
The definition of Beautiful. The real meaning of 'One in a million'. Usually of exqusite natural beauty. Smart & Witty, headstrong & focussed. Determined, stubborn as hell! Loving and playful. The most fabulous smile, which lights up a room. Simply stunning inside and out. A diamond in the rough.
You are truely blessed if you ever meet a Promise...
by Ispeakonlythetruth February 04, 2010
 
5.
Something people ask for when they are not confident in the other that they will come through with what they have said. Though most of the time they do not come through anyways.
A promise is meant to be broken
by nicolewishes July 24, 2006
 
6.
a promise is something you'd use to see if you can trust a person, ppl who say things like promises are meant to be broken are ppl who have never met somewun that they actually trust.
i promise that i won't tell her
by supergrl July 24, 2005
 
7.
Blank hollow statements of comfort that serve no purpose other than to make someone feel better when you're lying to them.
I promise to love you forever... (Later that day) I'm with someone else, good bye.
by Aqurala April 06, 2010