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A "ball" or "dance" that is formal and most commonly held during the junior and senior years of high school. A popular and anticipated event to the lives of many students, where tradition goes a date is taken, dresses are bought and tuxedoes and limos are usually rented, complete with expensive preparation that include trips to salons, boutiques, hotels, etc. A pre-photo shoot and dinner are common amongst large parties or regular dates. Held usually in a school gymnasium, or if the student government has some money, a hotel, country club, or even a boat. Hip-hop or mainstream music is usually played, complete with dancing or socializing in a decorated or themed setting. A prom king or queen that have been elected days before the prom are crowned. Proms usually end with an after party or dinner. Student #1: Hey tell me about the prom coming up!
Student #2: Well, my date is Michael, and we're matching with the colors red and white. We're gonna have dinner with my friends at Olive Garden. The prom theme is something tropical. The court nominees are Ashley, Shannon, Michelle, Adrian, Jordan, and Jacob. I'm gonna vote for Ashley and Jake. Afterward, I'm heading to Ashley's party. I'm so excited! |
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To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!
To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy. To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool... I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin. |
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a place where everyone but me gets some everybody got fucked at the prom
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syn. "prom night"
1. parental-advised prostitution 2. one of America's shining examples of the double-standard, where teenage boys and girls are expected to be wholesome and whores/players at the same time. "Oh my gawd, our Shoshana looks so buh-yootie-full. And Tyrone is so taw-ull, dock and handsuhm." (translation = if Shoshana doesn't come home wearing Tyrone's DNA as eye-liner, she'll actually have to work for a living or Tyrone must be gay.)
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Another place for losers to listen to repetitious music, while the nice, sensative guys that girls claim to want sit at home in the dark, silently weeping. "Bitter, Me?" I am not at all bitter about not ever going to prom.
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The night in high school involving the loss of a lot of money and a lot of virginity. Underclass prom ho's agree to go with social pariahs just to get there, and in the end, it's just another awful high school dance. Prom also usually results in an epidemic of eating disorders among girls. Low-level, parent-approved prostitution: the girls get dressed up, the guys pay for everything, they get them off. Popular post-prom destinations include the shore or cheap hotel rooms. I'm a total loser, but I can get the hottest freshman to go to prom with me!
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Legalized prostitution taken to the extreme. You take a girl out for the most expensive date she will ever see and bank on the off chance you'll get some. FACT: The average prom costs $800 for a couple to attend.
PROBABILITY: It will end poorly. I know lots of cool college guys and they all wish they never went to thier prom. |
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An excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of fornication and promiscuity, ah the promise of a one night stand in a hotel room with your chem lab partner ??.. how romantic! "Hey how you doin' *wink* Wanna go to Prom?"
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