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7.
to spend money foolishly
I can't believe I saved up for prom night and all i have to show for it is a pic. and a kid!
by Elena June 09, 2003
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1.
For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
Fuckin' prom.
by Duke July 09, 2003
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2.
syn. "prom", "the prom"
1. Unusual American custom in which otherwise Puritanical just-say-no parents support, tolerate, approve of or feign ignorance and/or disapproval of teenage public drunkedness, destruction of hotel property and lewd behavior.
2. Akin to primitive tribal rituals, where young females are made to look as desirable as possible by hopeful parents, then turned over to spear-equipped young males.
3. The lame, parent-and-teacher-sponsored event preceeding a night of Animal-House-level debauchery at the town's Holiday Inn.
4. Liberally-applicable euphemism for losing one's virginity, out-drinking a sailor on shore leave, participating in one's first gang-bang or date rape, milking the football team's gnads dry, etc.
5. prevarication of ascension to manhood, by one's claiming to do any of the many aforedescribed acts in 4., oft used by the less worthy of the young males who by some force majeure managed to attend or coincidentally be at the same location as the event and/or activity.
1. (on being told his son fucked the stoned cheerleader from behind so hard that the balcony railing collapsed and they both landed in the pool) "C'mon officer, it's just prom night."
2. "Oh my gawd, owr dawter looked so stunning for the prom!"
3. "Dude, after prom, Wendy's playing the woodwind section... know what Im' sayin'?"
4. "So, did you have a good prom?"
5. "Dude, the prom was AWESOME!"
by Professor X May 03, 2003
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3.
A night among all nights when it is so cliche to get laid.
Why not do it the night before?
by Tracie January 21, 2004
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4.
it starts out with romance and a acting like your mature. it ends up with sex and drunkeness (sometimes babies, too)
prom night...ha ha
by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004
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5.
American tradition - equiavent to a British end of year ball, but more crass.

Essentially an excuse to get pissed and try desperately to get laid.

Good luck guys.
by Richter September 25, 2003
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6.
The BEST night to have a baby in a high-school washroom stall.
"How can I enjoy the rest of Prom Night? My dress is ruined!"
by -30- May 08, 2005
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