*if she got kids wit no daddy
*if she got crabs all up in her panties (or any other STD)
*if she full of drama and she never happy
*if she been golddiggin
*if she jealous cuz you LOOK AT other women
*if she hovers up in yo business (like where you at, what you doin, who the fuck is she?)
...then she aint nothin but a prollum bitch
note: also spelled "problem bitch"