2B properness 

2B properness is...

"to be, or not to be,"quintessential postmodern expression of positive creativity

he has 2B properness

2B properness by avesta August 2, 2010

Properly Shitting 

You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.

Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*

Properly Shitting by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018

well proper 

when someone or something is heaps awesome/fit/hot/nice/good/great/wicked etc.

'that guy/girl is well proper'

'i went to the beach today and it was well proper.'

well proper by michelle_super October 8, 2009

Proper Norris 

Adjective

A colloquial phrase used to describe anything positive.

Regional to the East Midlands.

You look really Proper Norris in that dress

I really enjoyed that film. It was so Proper Norris

"Kasabian are the most Proper Norris band of the century" (Tom Meighan)

Proper Norris by meeji luigi December 9, 2008

Proper Dicking 

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.

Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"

Proper Dicking by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013

Proper Rat 

The lowest of the lowest. There is a rat and then there is.... a proper rat. A proper rat is a full blown slut/ganga usually walking the streets at night looking for it. A "Proper Rat" is down for whatever (sexually) and not in a good way but in a "hey i just gave you a venereal disease" way.

"Bro did you see that proper rat at that station?"
"Yeah blud, she said she would give me a gobby for a ciggie."
"Fuck that bro, you'd be scratching your knob forever after that shit."
"Word"

Proper Rat by Sneakqon December 31, 2012

Prole gap 

The gap between the back of the collar of a man's shirt and his suit, which indicates that the suit is cheap and does not fit properly, and that its wearer is lower class (proletarian). Also "pleb gap."

Executive: The new guy in accounting doesn't seem as if he belongs in a firm like ours.
Fellow executive: Yes, you can tell that just by looking at his suit: he's got prole gap.
Executive: What???
Fellow executive: A gap between a guy's suit and shirt collar is a sign that the suit is not fitted properly and that the guy's a prole.

Prole gap by ring-tailed roarer June 9, 2009