Protastic 

The art of being Pro as in professional, linked with fantastic, therefore creating protastic. Pro in protastic could also be defined as a pro versus a con.

"Dude! That water bottle catching action was protastic!"

Protastic by BethanyHannah August 17, 2008

Protastic 

The act of being awesome.

You are so protastic.

Protastic by HannahBethany October 17, 2008

Pronasticrate 

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

Pronasticrate by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

Prolaptic Apocalypse 

1) The end of all asses

2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light

3) The book of painal revelations

4) Ron Goodwin's love life

After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia

Prolaptic Apocalypse by Satan's Demonic Hectopenis May 17, 2010

Promastication 

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.

Promastication by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

Plastickoff 

Cover for the back of a toilet

The plastickoff fell off when I was taking a terroflangulance

Plastickoff by squadsquadyt April 7, 2022

promasticate 

to take a long time to finish a meal in order to delay getting back to work

"Don't promasticate - if you don't eat up soon, you won't get the report done by the end of today"

promasticate by junglehungry October 11, 2011