Procter

A Procter is the type of person to get very angry very quickly when in an argument about a shit football team.

Procters are often short but can stand up for themselves when needed.

They always have very hot friends.

Friend 1: "Oi you! You're short and u support the Reds... ew!"
Friend 2: "GRRRRRRRRRR I hate you and I touched your Mother!"
Friend 1: "Calm down mate... don't be such a Procter."

Procter by SexuallyAttractiveLol May 19, 2021

Proternalisation 

I created this word one night while plasma-surfing through the spirit-realm. It is linguistically the opposite of contemplate, to eternalise/crystallize the pros. Once you have extracted essential material or answers to anything while contemplating you record them, and attempt to implement them in whatever matter it is. Let's go in the wise words of Don Juan Matus:"When you see the ally, you must become one with it."

One good example would be music, listening closely to the sounds and feels, you contemplate what might complement it well, once you discover what the sonic-ally is, whether it be an open hi-hat, sitar or funky bassline, you take it and proternalise it into the song.

J: I have finally discovered that periscoping the world around you is one effective way to escape any bland setting, this is now an integral part of my "Making the world a whole lot trippier escapade". What sort of sation would this discovery be considered?

C: Let's call it; Proternalisation.

J: Word. It sounds like what contemplation would eventually give birth to.

Proternalisation by Phosphorojic September 29, 2010

Prostertot 

and girl in grade 9 or under that feels the need to dress like a slut because they think its cool
these little kids are always looked down upon and are given little-no respect by the older kids because of their prostitue like style

prositute + tot = prostertot

TEEN1: omg look! why are grade school kids dressing like that these days?
TEEN2: i know! do they think its cool or something? jeez
TEEN1: what a bunch of little prostertots...

Prostertot by nadinelillian April 14, 2007

Proctered 

Failing to meet academic deadlines or standards due to laziness, football manager and making sandwiches.

Sorry I'm 47 years late with that sub-6 year old level of work guys. I've absolutely Proctered it.

Proctered by Kpaxmo March 6, 2015

Prosterior 

Word synonymous with butt, behind, ass, tuchus, and yes also the more commonly used: posterior.

Emily was being a real pain in my prosterior.

Prosterior by Bxs January 19, 2019

Protery 

When the protest becomes so big it reorganises into a kind, concert-like party while still protesting for the same cause.
(Exactly what happened in Lebanon. Google it.)
Therefore, the protest becomes a fun activity instead of a boring-ass, circle-jerk of sign holders.

"Did you hear? There's a protery at the White House."
"How did an anti-abortion protest turn into a party?!"

Protery by ZeddBread November 18, 2019

prosterior 

A prosthetic posterior, aka a fake ass. Many claim there is no such thing, but that has not been proven.

Stop kissing the boss' prosterior!

prosterior by John2019 March 23, 2022