Protard 

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

Protard by prosavage August 21, 2021

Pregtarded 

The mental state while pregnant in which you forget things, do stupid things, or say stupid things and don't realize it.

When Jen was on her way to the lake with friends (towing a boat) she exclaimed "That boats on your ass". Jen didn't know it at the time but she was pregtarded.

Pregtarded by Dopeyete July 30, 2009

protard 

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

protard by Godspeed December 5, 2004

pogtard

A hugely obese and mentally handicapped individual. Cross breed of P.O.G (Prisoner of Gravity) and Retard (Weaselman)

1. Craig is such a Pogtard
2. Weaselman is just a tard

pogtard by Zygorian Heartrender June 25, 2003

protarded 

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

protarded by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

Protard 

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

Protard by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010

ProBoards 

A free message board service created and owned by Patrick Clinger.

I made my post on a ProBoards forum.

ProBoards by Relentless July 27, 2005