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progress quest 

1. n. A satirical game where the only player input is race and class selection, and starting stat rolls. The game consists of a windowed collection of all the finest aspects of a role-playing game, and progress bars to represent various aspects of your character, with no purpose other than to give the player the comfort of "watching their numbers go up" without so much as lifting a finger.

2. v. To reach a point in an RPG where achieving any goal is simply a matter of following an algorithmic process.
1. See www.progressquest.com

2. "If I cast these mad buffs, this broken DOT spell, and hit this guy six times with my sword, he dies. Then I repair my EQ, rest, and he respawns. I get all these fatty lootz, and my numbers just keep going up!"
"Way to go, man. Sounds sort of like Progress Quest."
progress quest by dangerCake March 28, 2005

progress quest 

the only mmorpg where botting is legal.

and required.
progress quest is like everquest, except the grind is more fun.

Progress Quest 

An addictive zero player game. Very similar to cocaine.
Shit, Ant is still doing Progress Quest.
Progress Quest by Ant_007 April 5, 2010

Progress Quest 

A game where no human interaction is required, except for choosing your race, class (doesn't really matter what you choose) and starting stats. Oddly addicting.
Person 1: She's playing... Progress Quest...? But she's at the bathroom!
Person 2: That's right.
Person 1: She's at the bathroom!
Person 2: I know that. Requires no interaction whatsoever, but I prefer you do some shit while playing.
Person 1: Oh...
Progress Quest by MisaTange July 14, 2010

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026