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What a software engineer does when s/he's bored and should really be doing serious work.
Dude, I couldn't write any more of those TPS reports...I've been programsturbating all day animating hamsters to sync with 80s songs. I'm so burned.

programsturbating = doing programsturbation
by a_hollister December 30, 2013
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