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A formulaic motion picture, an uninspired, by the book (or by the numbers) "B" movie. "Montgomery Tully, that phenomenally fast British directing machine, whipped up another espionage programmer with 1964's Master Spy."
"Then, sheriff Brown doubles as an ornery outlaw to capture an ornery outlaw, as well as take the fancy of a preacherwoman and a singer in the B-western programmer "Rogue of the Range" (1937)." "Dull programmer, redeemed by the title song and 1 powerful sequence" "They tried a few more oater series starring the likes of Rod Cameron and Kirby Grant, but Universal lost interest in doing cowboy films and opted to phase themselves out of the B western programmer." "This doesn't come across as a formulaic programmer. It has plenty of tension." "The set-pieces are nothing overly spectacular or original (the film's concluding piece is right out of CLIFFHANGER), but as a formulaic programmer, you could do a lot worse--call it a good popcorn movie." "This formulaic programmer, about a young shipbuilder who forgoes a union-protected job (talk about crazy) in a Maryland shipyard for a crack at the nearby U.S. Naval Academy, qualifies loosely as drama." |
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pro·gram·mer (n) An organism capable of converting caffeine into code. Programmer A "You started on that program yet? When's it due anyway?"
Programmer B "Nah, not yet, and its due tomorrow morning at eight!" Programmer A "Damn, you gonna get it done in time?" Programmer B "Yeah, I've got a bottle of Stacker II's and a pot of coffee, I should be fine." |
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One who can read the following example if( !User.IsProgrammer ){
return "Everyone Else"; } |
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Semi-sentient being who inexplicably survives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle. Usually found in confined spaces with low lighting, at a computer terminal. "Programmer A : The internet is serious business.
Programmer B : Very serious." |
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An individual skilled at writing software code.
Neo-programmers are unlike computer nerds of the past. These new programmers are numerous, travel in groups, and can be easily identified by scruffy hair accompanied with a goatee. Most enjoy arguing with you about the minutia of life. Eating habits are poor, which generally leads to moderate or severe potbelly. Programmers also enjoy other activities, including online poker, Halo 3, Call of Duty, Gears of War, and playing guitar. They can sometimes be abrasive due to poor underlying social skills. For example, every joke a programmer tells is specifically designed to make sense only to other programmers. This makes attracting females difficult, which can easily be fixed by meeting women through an online service. Non-programmer: What's the difference between Python and C++?
Programmer: Don't talk to me you fuckin' nub. |
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A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures taken from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place. Finance Director: "Hey programmer guy. When is the stock predicted to change?"
Programmer: "01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111" |
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It is really difficult to say what is programmer. On computer's language this means "The Lord", though... 1001010010100101: 1001011010010110, how are you today ?
1001011010010110: Thanks Programmer, I have low load now, my processor cools down... |
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A dood that Builds code for everything on your Computer. He understands a whole bunch of code that may look like jibbirish to you. A programmer can understand this:
#!/usr/bin/perl my@"A,M"; my@"N,Z"; if input="(@'A,M'; 'N,Z')"; print"asdf" } else { print"qwerty" |
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