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A word abbreviated from Progressively Hard-as-a-Rock, which also is loosely translates to Progressive Rock. This genre of music, as well as bands dedicated to it, is known for its tendency to give listeners the most intense orgasms known to humankind. Musicians who play prog are thought to be Trans-dimensional Gods from another world, who have a zenith of skill higher than any other being in existence, whether it be of imagination or reality. Some are examples of Prog Rock are as follows: Rush, the unearthly projective illusion of raw musical skill; Dream Theater, the offspring of Rush, whom are considered above all others in complexity; Pink Floyd, the acid trip you'll never forget, complete with the only side effects being longer and more intense orgasms; Porcupine Tree, the ominous shadow of pure musical pleasure. Please remember these four super-organism colonies are an obscenely minuscule fraction of the entire entity that is the Progressive Realm.
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| 2. | Extreme Metal | ||
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the line of softcore rock to hardcore rock(or should i say metal lol)
goes like this good charlotte, sum41, blink182, kerrang tv basically then you get a bit more severe like paparoach, limpbizkit then to stuff like metallica, korn,system of a down' godsmack, linkinpark, cky then it moves further on to ironmaiden, motorhead black sabbath, judas preist. then it goes even heavier to bands like (oh my god)PANTERA, and exodus then to the limit you go to stuff like gorgasm, cannibal corpse, mortician, burnt by the sun-these are death metal and doom metal bands then to take the fucking piss there is music called noisecore, grindcore, goregrind, mathcore, proggresive death, coprogrind, pornogrind, deathcore NOISECORE BABY, these last ones are wat we call HARDCORE/EXTREME gore rotted, serenade of a matyr, well basically anything thatis reviewed or shown in terrorizer magazine
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