Programming 

The art of turning caffeine into Error Messages.

12-midnight is the critcal point for programming, at which time the relationship of errors vs caffeine increases exponentially.

Programming by JessTicular September 18, 2006

programming socks

Programming Socks are socks that are often required to perform coding. It is commonly stated that programming is a equipment sport, and this is true.

First guy: Hey, yo, I was trying to fix atmospherics in this dumb space game I play, but I couldn't figure out how to fix it in the code.
Second guy: Have you tried putting on your programming socks?
First guy: Oh, no, I probably should've of tried that earlier.
First guy then puts on a pair of programming socks
First guy: wow this code is so easy to make now!

programming socks by Space man person June 3, 2020

TV Pregaming 

To watch the season finale of a show immediately before watching the premier episode of the next season of the same show.

"I'll be watching the new How I Met Your Mother at 8, but I'm watching last season's finale before that."

"So you're TV Pregaming?"

"You know it, brother."

TV Pregaming by Organic Dan September 24, 2012

programming 

hood term. getting yourself ready for hood war

we straight programmin’ (programming) that’s on crip. our nippas be in the gym, they be doin they push-ups, they doin they pull ups they on that shit that’s on five

programming by YungGucci August 13, 2021

proging 

To look through a person's things without their knowledge or permission

Dammit! I've told Tommy to stop proging through my stuff!

proging by JoeKing07 October 23, 2008

Programming Hangover 

A common annoyance suffered after long hours of programming, resulting in the switching of normal punctuation with programming syntax.

"I have the worst programming hangover today."

Examples of symptoms of a Programming Hangover:

"The cat is white;"

"I just read a new Book()."

"The hypotenuse of a triangle is the Math.sqrt of its sides squared."

"Don't forget to #include<citations> in your paper."

Programming Hangover by TheBigCheese01 February 24, 2009

Programming Telekinetically 

The practice of programming a computer without touching an input device of any kind, such as a keyboard or mouse. Easily confused with doing nothing at all.

Johnny might be sitting and staring at the computer, or he might be programming telekinetically.

Programming Telekinetically by StanleyCup1967 August 28, 2009