A Social-Networking site, mostly full of Scottish resedents (but also includes others). Most of the site is used to go around starting fights in 'Ned-Speak' or to chat in the forums/chat, so you get the chance to go to one of the arranged Orgy-meets they have where they all have sex with each other. Also knowen as 'rent-a-ride' type of forum/chat.
I'm off to check my profileheaven, see if any wee slutty 15 year old girls want my penis

AWWW WiiT L3TS START A PUR3 MAD SLAGGiiN FOLK MATCH ON EH PROFiLEH3AVEN
#profilfeheaven #ph #neds #sluts #forums #chat
by Imran Is Back April 02, 2008
Top Definition
Profileheaven, or PH, Is a community full of Scottish Low-lives, tramps, whores and scally wags who fight each other daily so they can become a member of staff or achieve e-coolness

In retrospect, these people are total losers and benefit scroungers
"Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?"

"Yup, she's totally profileheaven"

"lol scum"
#profileheaven #ph #scroungers #scum #losers
by D.Tucker March 15, 2008
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