| 8. | GACK! | ||
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A word or sound muttered/or written by Professors of Anatomy and Physiology when proper terminlogy is not used. Also used un situations of extreme exacerbation. Student Answer: Gluteus Med.
Professor Commentary on test: GACK! This is not proper terminology. "GACK!, be quiet now! Or I will leave!" |
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| 9. | idiot | ||
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An American law student who thinks all distinguished foreign born law professors must speak with an American accent. An American law student who thinks all distinguished foreign born law professors must speak with an American accent.
During a lecture on contract law the American law student tossed his notes into the air complaining that he could not understand what was being said. After all, the professor did not sound like his mommy, or Dorothy from the "Wizard Of OZ", or the woman who took his coat at the country club. He wanted to know why the professor spoke English without sounding like an American. He also secretly did not like the University hiring women professors with or without a last name he could not pronounce. The rest of the students saw him as a bigot, sexist and idiot extraordinaire; one destined to live a life of pro bono. For their ears were attuned to understand the many accents, nuances and dialects of the American way. Later, this ordinary skill will contribute to their getting hired at a prestigious law firm or becoming a clerk at a Supreme Court. |
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| 10. | mathematics | ||
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An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next. Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.
She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math? He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop. |
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| 11. | bleen | ||
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A number between six and seven in base eleven. The practical applications are only evident in supergeometry and supercalculus, as taught by Professors James Kramer and Haley Sharp. If I were to take bleen cubed and multiply it by the length of the superhypotenuse of the supertriangle, you would have the derivative of the identity matrix.
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| 12. | supergeometry | ||
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The branch of modern theoretical math involving more than three dimensions and supertriangles whose angle measures combine to more than 180 degrees. Usually much more. All of this is done in base 11. The penrose triangle involves a fair amount of supergeometry.
Professors James Kramer and Haley Sharp are REALLY SMART when it comes to supergeometry. |
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| 13. | ratemyprofessor | ||
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A website where college students can evaluate professors.
Evaluations may vary depending on the student doing the evaluation. I was once taught by a professor that was said to be difficult, but found his class easy. Best stay away though from professors that have a clear majority of poor ratings. www.ratemyprofessors.com or www.ratemyprofessor.com 1. I have to register for classes, so I'll check ratemyprofessor for a good professor to take.
2. I was wondering why my class was a lot more difficult than it should be, so I checked ratemyprofessor and saw that my professor got mostly bad ratings. I wish I checked before taking his class. |
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| 14. | ratemyprofessor | ||
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A website where college students can evaluate professors.
Evaluations may vary depending on the student doing the evaluation. I was once taught by a professor that was said to be difficult, but found his class easy. Best stay away though from professors that have a clear majority of poor ratings. www.ratemyprofessors.com or www.ratemyprofessor.com 1. I have to register for classes, so I'll check ratemyprofessor for a good professor to take.
2. I was wondering why my class was a lot more difficult than it should be, so I checked ratemyprofessor and saw that my professor got mostly bad ratings. I wish I checked before taking his class. |
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