Top Definition
1) To work unbelievably slowly whilst putting up pretence of professionalism and competence

2) To do the above unintentionally
1) "why you working so slow?", Bobby
"what!? what!?" Miranda
"you're such a professiosnail" Bobby

2) "why d'ya think you're all dat, sucking up to the man"
"don't hate the playa, hate the professiosnail"
by JarvanSB July 01, 2009

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