Profalactic 

Scientific word for a condom.

"Make sure to use a profalactic, you don't wanna get that woman pregnant!"

Profalactic by SxFxZ August 10, 2007

Profalasting 

To be a pro at failing to last whilst having sex

Girl 1: So will you be getting with Phillip again after last night?

Girl 2: No, he's profalasting *laughs*

Profalasting by strangelittlenicky July 25, 2009

profalactives 

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.

Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.

profalactives by iNella December 29, 2008

procality 

A false reality that feels like an endless dream.

DJ: why does it feel like i can't wakeup?

Wolf: because we put you in a procality to figure out what you truly want to do in reality

procality by Procality December 12, 2017

Profalactive Pentagon 

A rubber room

When I was in jail I was in the profalactive pentagon.

Profalactive Pentagon by Chris&Annee November 10, 2021

Procality 

Mental visions that feel like reality but are dreams that usually don't come true

Man 1: Hey i had this vision where i tripped walking up to this chick before asking her for her number but turns out i didn't trip and i also got her number

Man 2: Dude if i had that procality i wouldn't of even tried to get her number you got guts

Man 3: Nah you're just afraid of falling cuz your procality usually becomes true unlike mine

Procality by Xenasin April 21, 2018

Procalactively 

A made up word by jez sandhu

I have never met such a procalactively group of of people

Procalactively by Procalactively April 20, 2023