procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

procastination by procastinater December 23, 2011

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

procastination by Mariotol November 26, 2007

procatination

The act of putting something you have to do off because you are cuddling with a cat or a one is sitting on your lap and you don't want to disturb it.

Her procatination with her favorite cat caused her to be late.

procatination by nikolai2000 January 16, 2014

Profapstination 

Procrastination which involves masturbation in it. (Regardless of the number of times it's done)

Tim: I get hungry everytime after I do profapstination.
Mike: Everyone does.

Profapstination by kt11000 August 22, 2016

protaxtination 

Putting off your taxes until April 15th or later!

taxes, late, fees, dues, procrastinate, protaxtination, protaxtinate

protaxtination by DJ Mixfit April 15, 2009

protaxtination 

avoiding doing your tax paperwork

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

protaxtination by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010

prolapstination

The act of forcing ones rectum into a prolapsed state in order to delay study or work.

'How much work did you get done tonight Stu?'
'Not enough man, I just did prolapstination all night.'
'Sounds repulsive Stu. Repulsive.'

prolapstination by Lectins Toad September 4, 2014