Profanese

(prop. n.) The primary language of New Yorkers. It stems from English, but consists of a fuckload more curses and profanity, though New Yorkers perceive them as everyday speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this day still can't understand this.

to a New Yorker "Can you teach me Profanese?"
New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You: "Yeah, teach me how to talk like you."
New Yorker: "Fuck you! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

Profanese by Razukin December 1, 2002

profane the sacrum 

Verb: to penetrate anally. "Sacrum" is the hip bone. "Sacrum" also means "holy." Hence, to "profane the sacrum" is to render something holy unholy.

The priest rendered profane the sacrum of the little altar boy. Afghans and Arabs, in their full Islamic glory, are known to profane the sacrums of little boys they abduct.

profane the sacrum by Iblisatan July 22, 2007

profane 

1. Offending of (the) god(s).
2. (American) A weak and misguided synonym for vulgar.

Civilised Human: What the fuck get away from me before I catch American disease.
American: Hey, don't you be using that profane language in my prescense.
Civilised Human: Get a fucking dictionary, you bible-bashing moron.

profane by His Imperial Majesty November 16, 2005

Profanese

The unofficial language of the U.S. Navy, spoken for the sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

Profanese by harry flashman July 16, 2003

profane 

Cool, badass, awesome.

That concert was profane.

profane by Quiet Storm October 8, 2006

profane 

Wack rapper; One who is too cocky for own good; One with little or no hustle or skill; One who looks like a foot

'Hey I just wasted 5 bucks on this shitty CD of a guy who looks like a foot'

'Who is it'

'I dunno some fag Profane'

profane by Ethix November 21, 2006

Profane immortality 

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible

quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality

Profane immortality by EA animations April 21, 2021