Constable: Sergent, those hoodlums are smashing in all the windows again and have knocked corporal alan unconscious.

Segrent: right lad, round up the boys, this is a code red, you know what to do.

Constable: time to kick ar....i mean "prod buttock" sir?

Sergent: right you are constable. oh and bring big joe and alfie, looks like we're going to have a lot of prodding this time. hop to it lad!