Procrestinate

To brush your teeth thoroughly the minute before you leave to see your dentist.

Jennifer procrestinates when it comes to seeing her dentist, so she always ends up brushing her teeth several times the minute she has to leave.

Procrestinate by Cane Corso July 19, 2011

Procurer 

A nice way of saying pimp ; a person who obtains people to act as prostitutes

"Did your...procurer...hit you?"
"My what?"
"Your...pimp?"

Procurer by Junet February 20, 2009

Procress 

If something is workable, manageable, or serviceable.

Although most commonly used as an adjective it can be used as a noun, verb, pronoun, adverb, preposition, article, or any other form of grammar in the English language.

Dude, that was the most procress thing i've seen all day.

That girl is extremely procress.

Procress.

Procress by 219Toyla September 25, 2011

procrestineating 

Eating continuously for long periods of time to avoid beginning a boring/gruelling activity. If done on a regular basis you WILL get fat.

Joe: I should do some study after I've finished dinner. Oh wait I'm still hungry *grabs chips*
Two hours later
Mother: Joe, I pay for your ******* university fees! Stop procrestineating!

procrestineating by Hithereyou November 3, 2013

procure 

Obtain something especially with care or effort.

Food procured for the rebels

procure by Lovelykaran November 23, 2015

Procure 

The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

"After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured."

Procure by dickey6969 November 6, 2018

Procursive 

When Asian people eat cats and fuck each other in the ass hole

Wow! that Procursive sure is a slug!
Procursive really likes it up the cocka doodle doo!

Procursive by masyem April 28, 2019